I've said this on Twitter and such, but thank you guys so much for 500k subscribers! I'm gonna be in the process of moving to Los Angeles over the next month (or at least I plan to) But I've got some awesome announcements in store, and great video ideas on the way. The road to 1 million is what lies ahead of us!

Bruh last night i was so high i couldn’t find my arms. I was trying to eat an apple yet i couldn’t find my arms, meaning i couldn’t find the apple that was in my hand. i felt like a floating head lmfao

Weed lol

You make yourself throw up by deep throating any long object and I am not joking it works when I need to on emergency throw up I just shove a toothbrush down my throat

I bet I can take it. Never threw up after getting f***ing hammered by alcohol. It felt like hell though, but I felt worse than that

i did a 500mg nerd rope edible and it didnt do shit i felt fine

Don't wanna be tha party poopa but no nerd rope ever was 400mg they are all underdosed. All of them are black market meaning no tests and most importantly nerd ropes are the shittiest black market edibles sitting along side stoney patch kids, caribos, and many many more edibles in packaging with name brand candy on it. Suprised that not a single person here refuted the fact it's 400 mg.

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All of the Ted fans, "I need to try this."

I just can't. The way he describes things is hilarious.

I had that sense of touch thing like you man, its weird af

You know what props to his friends for trying to help him 💀

Love literally eating this whole thing then coming across this.

part 2?

alternate reality garrett watts

hmmm me gusta las drogas

one time i consumed 3500 mg of thc

I think your body was in shock, when you become cold shivery or shaky it’s a strong sign of shock

Lol this man thinks 400mg is alot

My dad accidentally ate one of my nerds ropes. He thought he was dieing

are you jshlat

bruh i had one and a half weed brownies on accident once. for context: i had never done weed before in my life.

My first time I did a whole bag of something and it was like 1.2 milligrams or something close to that, way more than what's normally considered a lot. The stairs were moving, my head felt like a dumbbell and the rest like over cooked noodles. I tried to sleep with music and felt like world war 2 was happening right above me. I was legit prepared to go to sleep and not wake up.

im 5’8 and 130 lbs and i ate one of these, like the whole thing, and i didnt feel anything lmaoo

Then I take the same edible and feel nothing. Fucking tolerances man lmao I would love to be on that level of high 😅

10:45 story still hasn’t started lol

Ted I am v attract Ed to u and I’m drunk lmao u r hot

you sound like a dad lecturing his kids by telling a highschool story that def didn’t happen to him buy he tries to convince them it did happen

But then there no fun the largest I’ve eaten is 1000

I thought that the nerd said “rape” I was very confused

omg your edible story is hilarious!

i just ate two 750mg edibles lmao. cheers everybody

I have Complex Regional Pain Syndrome (CRPS) and what you described as the pain stage, that's how I feel 24/7. Ironically, edibles help me feel a little more comfortable. I'm a medical cannabis patient. Without it, I want to crawl out of my skin and cut my feet off! My feet hurt the worst. Anyway, I'm sorry you had to experience that. Hugs, Lissy from Ohio!

guess I'm going to hell

Ted your a god man A GOD i had this strong assz bud man i feel you man

I’ve eaten on of these i ate half then read the dose and to show up for a family event stoned asf barely able to walk or be conscious lol

At the beginning of dis I was like 400 mg isn’t that bad until I realized the story was from when he had no tolerance

Your masked “friend” is a douche and he sounds like Hawkeye pierce. In that order. Douche, Hawkeye.

What does a 400 mg Nerd Rope cost, anyhow? Prolly last me a couple months.

Was this thc or delta 8?

bro u have 777k subs ive been seeing that number multiple times a day sometimes

u did the announcements at school.

Ok hall are pussies I ate one of those and chilled out with my dad

He looks like if Nakey Jakey and Eddy Burback had a child

butter 👍

I took 2 of those one time and it was an experience to say the least🤣

Not gonna lie I think most of your fans don’t know shit about edibles but 400mg Ent that bad I usually do 800mg And I take them as Nerds ropes as well so I eat bout 2

Oh my God. Weed made him autistic that is what being autistic feels like. -an autistic person

I ate a 400mg edible , the same one on the vid and now im worried because this is my 1st edible and i didnt know 400mg was alot but i ate it around 1pm and its now 8pm and i dont really feel anything , will it kick in soon?

I remember once I was toking with my friends and I took like up to 10 tokes and I was already high out of my mind then took 5 more and my experience went a little bit like yours except I was at my friends house for the night just lying on her floor greening out

One time i forgot my dab cart was a dab cart and thought it was my puff plus. I felt this, literally all of the symptoms. it was pure hell and i understand this too well.

Broo I've had theys hell I still gave the package they made me green out I've never greened out on edibles tell I tried the nerd ropes and hell there potent as hell

This is my comfort video, mostly because humorous suffering is like a deeply addictive drug that I will never go to rehab for

What misfits podcast episode is this?

ted: it fucking touching shit and feeling shit, feeling the world around me feels bad cooper: damn timestamp: 12:10

Stevewilldoit stares in 5000 milligrams

Holy shit the amount of pathetic stoners that are telling him to man up in this comment section is pathetic. Everyone has diffrent levels of tolerance lmao.

Take the equal amount or more in milligrams in CBD. It will mellow the THC.

He made the club crackers joke as I was eating a full sleeve of plane club crackers

This reminds me of when I was new to this stuff... I was having some with some friends... And had a lot.... bordering a green out. I said a lot of weird things that night... but only one would stick with me for years. 'I can feel my skin' "what?" 'I can feel.... my fucking skin'. I still can't live that down

This guy is a buzzkill

Elevated sense .. from weed lol just too funny sry for you tho

i watch this twice a month

wait did he live?

Whos high as fuck rn

Wow you babes are such lightweights. 🤣

400mg is not that high a dose did you even feel the 20mg edible

Its funny how half of this is like ted describing living with autism "my sense of touch was so elevated it was overloading my brain" Xd

“BECAUSE GLUTTONY” 😅

I experienced this, I got so high I felt every nerve in my body and they all hurt, but my hands dude .... My hands hurt the most and every time I thought about it it hurt worse and worse . An endless cycle of pain.

The other take away is that weed is the ONLY "fun" drug that you can live through taking 10 times the amount of a normal large dose.

Very relatable

I felt sick just listening to him talking about this

I always get the shakes when I'm high. I normally have a slight tremor in my hands anyways but weed just increases it as well as makes me randomly twitch, I'm so insecure about it during smoke seshs

if you ever feel super high just drink milk it really help

Did nerds make those or did someone else make it

I was sleeping in the lazyboy one night and my roommate was processing flower into distillate. She had oil sitting at 118 Fahrenheit and she asked me to check the consistency by tasting from a spoon. It was a normal occurrence. Normally, she would shove a half teaspoon down my gullet. But, this time, she brought me a 2 Oz FULL mixing spoon. I woke up every 4 hrs to do the basics and, but otherwise, I was out for a day and a half.

ur weird asf man up

I ate two of them

ive had the shakes and weed chills! i didnt know it was a thing until this video!!! just subscribed!!! thanks

Defqon 1? As in the Q-dance festival?

makes me even more scared of drugs

the first time i had ever done an edible it ended up being 430 mg- and i'm 5'4 120 lbs. so anyways i had A FUCKING SEIZURE

I gotta try that edible

the first time i ate an edible was the last lmao. i accidently ate a 2000mg edible and i think i saw what the truth to reality was. i also almost died lmaoo.

“Ted I think you just need another stick of butter”

"Hmmmmm"

Ok what’s an edible? I mean, doesn’t it just mean you can eat it?

omfg when you said the crackers I died I've done the same thing

400 mg isn’t shit take 5 thousand and you can flex

Imagine a 400mg shroom edible

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Try 800 next time

i like the way ted says "bad"

weed fucked me up man im suffering through depersonalization and derealization since ive bad tripped like 5 times on it😕🔫

This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

Those shits be fake. Its easy to throw some shit in a plastic bag that says the contents are weed. These " cali" websites are fucking hoax and the trash weed you can order is better off burning in an emergency situation as tinder and such. I travle across state lines to just get good bud from jars co. now.

Wait hold on. I recently started eating edibles. And I have eaten a 500 mg nerd rope 3 days in a row thinking that wasn’t a lot.

See my problem with this is a kid could easily see candy like this and eat it. I love edibles but they have to do something about the containers to make sure kids know it isn't for them. I know that isn't the case here. I'm just thinking about a potential issue with the packaging.

I had one of these a few weeks ago. I was on a tolerance break and hadn’t smoked for about 3-4 months and I was fine for the longest time till the dry mouth set in. Got home from dinner and my entire throat was dry down to my stomach and I started freaking out and it was hard to speak so I started shaking and crying. Would I do it again..? Yes but not eat the whole damn rope 🤦🏼‍♀️