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I remember I once ate 4 of those ropes. I was high when I woke up and went to work,I was high my whole 8 hour shift,and I was high when I went to sleep. It was a ride,I'll tell ya

They sell 300 mg suckers at my dispensary in Canada I bought 2 eating them now 😂🍁🇨🇦

Those are rookie numbers

ted i think u need another stick of butter

Look a like terror reid

I remember I had an experience like this worst shit if my fucking life

Nerds ropes are fake edibles tho. Def not 400mg

About 4 months ago I had a 900mg edible, I knew it was an edible, I was not aware of the dose until 45 minutes in. I threw up, then passed out on the way out of the bathroom, then made it to the couch and slept for 7 hours. Woke up at 4 am and went home to go back to bed haha. It was awful

These edibles ain’t shit 3 minutes later 🦧🔪🦶🇵🇱💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🧠

i mean, I've gotten pretty damn high before, but jesus fuck I hope i never get it this bad

I eat the 600mgs almost every other day....

I've never gotten high but one day with the power vested in me I'll go through edible hell

One of the most popular edibles, howd you not know

Sometimes the bumps in life are little, sometimes they’re small but sometimes they’re 400mg

i smoked weed in march, didn’t have any thing until june when i ate an edible for the first time ever and it was 33mg. dude i was high for 12 hours shit was crazy

if u ever get too high u should take a shower before u realize u can’t move cuz showers literally wash the high away

I actually had hit a 50 mg edible as I watched this. Now I'm waiting.

bro yeah salt water can help but if you drink too much and still can’t throw up your stomach will cramp, basically turn inside out. and you will die slowly and painfully from ur cells exploding.

And this is why you read the packaging kids

I can freak tf out on 10-30mg. 40mg+ would kill me, I have no idea how people can take 40mg+ for fun

Plot Twist: the tea Ted's drinking throughout the video was also an edible

i accidentally did this once. i was convinced my awful cotton mouth was me ODing (i know i can't OD on weed. high me didn't care though, i was convinced i knew everything and was dying) and i had such a bad panic attack over it that i ended up vomiting on and off all night. i also for some reason was convinced that i could see everything that has ever happened in the world all at once, i seriously thought that i had learned the secrets to the universe.

This is nothing. I was going on a camping trip once and said I'd make pot brownies so that way the other people couldn't smell us smoke. I got off work about an hour and a half before we were supposed to leave so I was in a big rush. I melted 1 gram of 1000 mg cannabutter and poured it into the batter then put it in the oven. We get to the mountains and start eating them and absolutely nothing happened. I get home the next day and smoked some and got the munchies so I decided to eat a leftover brownie. Little did I know, the reason we didnt get high is because I didn't mix it into the batter, so the entire gram was in one piece, and thats the piece I ate. It hit me while I was out running errands and I had to have a buddy drive me home because the world was spinning. I got back and slept from 3 P.M. to 2 P.M. the next day. Worst experience of my life.

I thought this was a vid from getter

Damn bruh I never had a edible but that must have been kinda fun

It’s been 3 months already holy shit

My foot is cramping

I took 500mg my first time and I was perfectly fine, though that could be because i'm 6'3" 240 pounds.

bruh im 13 and my classmate once smoked 5000 mg

I'm in my high school marching band and last year a saxophone player who is a huge stoner came to a football game high as fuck and everyone was messing with him saying there were spiders in his hair and shit lmao

Just show this shit to kids instead of any scary PSA video

400mg ain’t even that much lightweight

Shlatt: "cmon its fine its just a massager" Ted high as hell: "ill jiu-jitsu you bitch"

Waitttt, was it seavu campground in wells

i can never get enough of this vid

Not tryna brag or something but 400 mg just isnt that much , maybe im a pothead but i did 1 gram

4:07 i just love that face he makes along with the sound it's hilarious HM?

That's crazy... aside from the puking, he more or less had a sensory overload

From what ive heard these got confirmed to be fake so Ted might have not even been high

Omg i know exactly how you feel, that shit sucks 😂

basically what ted felt: - death.mp4

Bruh those nerd ropes ain’t 400 mg

Nerdz rope were tested and they were nowhere near 400mg of thc 😂 it’s was like 3mg

Lmao, those red ropes were tested and they only got like 1% thc in it 😂

mans should’ve just took a 500 mg CBD edible and he would’ve been Gucci in the Coochie

Took dabs one time and got the shaking and chills. The shaking is kinda like a stress thing when your mind gets stressed or overloaded and you just twig out. But tbh I like being super fucking high like that so🤷‍♂️

Buying sprayed edibles smh

I love the deepest end of weed highs and I'm vastly terrified of them at the same breath. Thank you have a nice day.

Is it wed

“In the pursuit of life sometimes we run into bumps along the road. These bumps very in size and severity. Sometimes it’s a tiny little pebble and other times it’s a giant fucking bolder. For instance, you went on a hike and got hit by a giant fucking bolder” -Ted Nivison

This happened to me when i was 14 lmao we thought it would be "cool" to get gummies and my friend thought he was an expert and said we should take 4-5 each and they were 100mg each... never touched weed again lmao

I've only been high once. I hated it so much.

Praise jeebus you can’t OD on THC 😅

When i get high i go into the third person cause i got indicas and i get sleepy hungry 3rd persony and get very emotional

Been there done that let me tell you I have ptsd now lmfao

Oh so like lobby to top floor from the Shinra building and you took the route of the stairs

so where can i buy this

I ate a weed cookie when I was 7 guess what it was made for a cancer patient it was potent to the point i forgot who my aunt was after that I never wanted to do weed ever in my life.

This does not look to good, or POG.

Just ate a nerds rope before I watched this vid, good content !!

its so weirdly reassuring to hear ted tell this funny story about weed, cuz all i've ever heard about weed is illegal yet pleasant, but now i know that it is NOT a good idea to just take a bunch of it at once

Those nerds ropes are sprayed on as opposed to baked in and are almost always made by a street level dealer, so they’re made for profit and sprayed with sketchy chemicals

Ted I'm very upset in no part of the video was I able to eat the video.

but have you tried acid

Dude you look like me

He’s eating some sprayed booo booo y’all think there’s someone making nerd ropes 😭 he’ll no you think that they make the thc count (if there even is any) 500 milligrams 😭 your wrong people barley know how much is in there own homemade edibles wit this being said the brownie in a ziplock bag or the rice crispy treat in a vacuumed sealed bag is way way safer then your pre packaged possibly non thc contented fake nerd ropes candy

The first time I got high I was at a friends house and she gave me half of one of these and oh my god I was not prepared. For reference, I’m about 110 pounds, I’ve never done any drugs (at this point lol), and I just put 200mg into my body and i had no idea. My friend got piss drunk and passed tf out before the edible could even hit so I was by myself. When it hit I got super dizzy, I felt like the walls were moving around me so I decided to lay down. I don’t remember much from that night but I kept notes on my phone during my intoxicated state, here it is without any changes: HOW WAS THAT ONLY TEN MINUTES ITS FELT LIOE 3 YEARS WTFFF I’M TRIPPING SO HARD LMAOOO I WANT AND THEN I WAS I aM floor, odinson, prinve of asgaurd Timtok is too long Flash from zootopia She’s normal and I’m slow Will my eye’s even be open the next time I blink DOLLEYES WATCHED NARUTO FOR 4 min 20 sec conincidentslly wow I lost, ggodnight Tiny goat knife Imradver scadver NY RELECTIN MOVED IN GOING TO SLEEP 20 min I wish that i could explain these but I honestly cannot and they’ll haunt me forever. Like wtf does ‘tiny goat knife’ mean ?

The intro sounds like me trying to explain to my mom that I crashed my car and I'm trying to calm my mom down before she yells at me.

“This is the misfits house, put that down!”

This is the Greatest High

I keep coming back to this video because this story is amazingly good. I’ve watched it about 4 or 5 times now, at least.

I can’t even go through a blunt without my heart pounding 😂

You probably wont see this, but you weren't high the following day. You had a weed hangover. It happens in high doses.

Pog 14:04

Weed messes with the brain, it gives fake pleasure, but it also messed up with your sensory capabilities, It's a similar effect to the move-headache that happens if your sleep is interrupted while the brain is restoring muscles, but instead of a headache you just felt pain.

The first time I ever got high was with 100mg ediables, and I keep thinking I was pissing myself

One hit makes me feel like this. The cold, shakes. I think it is is my head and others can't tell but I feel it. I, also, jerk my feet when sitting because they feel so cold and I can't help it. If I had one of those nerd ropes, I would of immediately made myself sick in hopes I could reduce the HELL about to come. I would beg someone to physically hold me in a blanket like a baby because I think I would be so cold and hurting that I would just be jerking around and, possibly, crying. I am glad you are okay and I am sorry you had to experience that. Luckily, you have some awesome friends to help you out and maybe your girlfriend was understanding. ALTHOUGH, if I was in a situation like that I'd be like "WTF? Seriously? How could you POSSIBLY mix that up?!". Awesome story. Thank you!

You should of put a banana down your throat, peel on. Chug a LOT OF MILK, a couple raw eggs and tuna... That's a pretty disgusting combo. Mixed with a banana?... I think it may of helped?

whats funny about this is tho all the ropes going around at the time were with less then 10 % thc because the brand is not licensed

I’m from Maine what part did you go and visit?

just rememberd that this video existed,,, thank you youtube recommended, i am now sitting in my bed at 9 at night vibing

Most of the time these edibles are just sprayed with distillate and don't actually have canna butter cooked into them. Try making your own edibles. the 400 mg is normally not how much is actually in it

You deserve way more subs

This is his best video. Which is sad to say because that means it’s all downhill from here.

That outro though

2:31 and I already know what will happen hahahahhaha

This video solidifies my opinion that when Ted becomes an old man his storytelling abilities will be a big hit among his grandchildren.

Lmao. He did a weeds.

Lmao. He did a weeds.

If you get super high on anything and you wanna stop eat some grapefruits it helps bring it down.

I smoke every 2 hours that aint nun buddy 😂

You handled it like a champ. I would be panicking uncontrollably and going full mental breakdown

My friends and i smoked some mojo marjuana and got really high and we were tripping balls and this was a month ago then about 15 minutes ago i ate a 250mg cookie edible and holy jesus i fell bad for you

“Ted I think you need another stick of butter” thanks schlatt i love the reference

Even while not recording a serious video Schlatt remains in character and it’s both amazing and terrifying.

At 8:16 the delivery of the line “Which I was!” Sounded very similar to John Mulaney. So basically, very funny and well executed!

They could have made a quick sensory deprivation tank so when he started feeling pain, he would be floating in warm ish water

Imagine smoking weed 🤢

We in the stoner community call this a "green out"