Another edit comin in from the WIFE (Kristin!) :D

its called being a con artist

Phill: gets imprisoned Techno: time to kill everyone

SASSBOO...That is all I gotta say

14:33 phil went sicko mode on sam

Y’all out here actin like SBI’s canon *_LMAO_*

Sam out here trying to pike ranboos shit

1:37 FOOLISH SAID MATH THINGS. SOH CAH TOA is a way people remember what sin, cos and tan do in trigonometry. Sorry lol I had just learned that a couple months ago so I thought it was funny

What stream was this ??

I love how in the start phil was trying to stop Wilbur from blowing up l’manberg but then in the next war he joined techno in the chaos

Ok, so Ranboo basically going: "What the FUCK did you say about Philza Minecraft-" and getting ready to throw down with Sam makes Ranboo an unofficial member of the SBI, right? There are no other requirements besides that, am I right?

You can almost hear Ranboo smiling behind the mask as he dishes those blows.

How do you get that type of Armor

Dream

I like your video Ph1LzA Im braziliam

It's a wonderful day on the SMP and you're a horrible Phil

"you're the reason i've almost had villain arc twice in two days" LMFAOSOS true

"i don't want to remember this" IM FLYING SLAMAOSOS

Will it be cool if jelly join's the dream smp

why is my favorite part of this video that weird hiccup/burp he did at 11:29

The missed opportunity to threaten to have wilbur write him out cus he’s your son smh

Whats the netherite armor texture you use?

Funfact: ph1lza only wears black shirts most of the time

Isn't his avatar hat and clogs for bleach?

The dentist bullies sam

Hello fellow we ebs

"I'll kill you and not write it down before I steal from Phil" and "DON'T YOU DARE SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT PHIL OR ELSE" Now that's just wholesome as hell. Standing up for his Dadza

12:40 Daaaanng Ranboo getting spicy with those threats.

Mr.Minecraft what if tecnos back story is that he’s a pig because of genetic disformity. and he kills because he knows soon it will take over and he will become just a pig so he murders and overthrows governments because of the realization that any minuet he can become a pig and there’s no way to cure it.

What texture does Phil use?

Hey Ph1Lza i am 13 i need to tell you the chimney can be covered if you sneak and put a Blackstone Preasure Plate i hope you like my idea

there is nearly about 15 youtubers making minecraft "1000% funnier" right now.

Stop being so old

"You cant kill me" Im a bad bi*ch you can't kill me.

technoblade is Ph1za get out of jail free card

Lol I guessed philza had 32 ingots

Ww

Wait since you have a tone of the undying you can save Wilbur of being a ghost am I right?

Philza, Do u have game's on ur phone👹

7:59 Ranboo: I INVOLVE MYSELF FOR COMEDY!

The kind tanker internally punch because output alternately improve afore a utopian trick. assorted, protective client

sam rlly said “you cant defeat me, (ranboo) ik but he can, (philza pops out)

Trap Tommy in the prison again you can’t stop babysitting him

Before you end a word you sound American

Ranboo is my spirit animal Lmaoo 😂

Fact: Sam literally said you better watching my mining stream in this video and then he made a mining stream after this

Phil's unintentional SINISTER LAUGH really did suite the video

Lore idea: what if Philza is the last of his kind (a imortal bird human thing) and the rest of his species was wiped out, and he broke his wings in a war between species or something maybe they got ripped off, idk which is why he doesn't have wings now and why he's so fatherly to techno and ranboo now, there higbreeds like him and he feels closer to then than Wilbur and Tommy because Wilbur and Tommy are humans ( this could also explain why he was so quick to let ranboo move so close to techno he sees himself in ranboo

THE LORE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LORE

Technoblade, You, Ranboo, Nihchu

"I'll kill you and not write it down before I steal from phil" respect to the man😌

W

Its like if u put monopoly and the mafia together

5:53 the man offered a farm of his own kind, not to mention that it's useless to have a creeper farm if you're not allowed to go to the end and get an elytra, besides fireworks for crossbows, which Techno would want.

philza i love the vids

Philza Minecraft *r2d2 scream*

Alternative title: Old guy and Enderman tries to mess with full netheright awesome prison guard

I live the texture pack or resource pack

the ranboo commentary being whispered in-between just killed me 😂

Philza you look like Ben Stoke (Great Cricketer)

7:08 “I did it in 2 seconds with a tnt LOL” ...Hold up. Was that the tnt lol? (I know not canonically cause that wouldn’t make sense) but was that actually why there were explosions?

This scene 11:30 were so incredible good 😂😂

Urha

Minecraft stonks

I want your netherite texture pack but I play on Xbox

Didn't realize someone uploaded a bootleg of how to succeed in business without really trying...daniel radcliffe looks a bit different here though

Alternate title: Dadza teaches us the are of the deal

:D

Where is the hardcorr

lol

The title when this video dropped was= Bullying Sam makes minecraft 1000% funnier

Hello Philza! What texture pack is this?

Phil: 5 stacks of iron blocks Ranboo: BAHSVWHAHUDHWUWBWB Phil: *2* stacks of iron blocks Ranboo: Oh thank GOD

Sass

Why do you wear sweatbands you nib man

Pjil

This went from "I'll give you iron" to "I'll give you angst"

" Get out of Jail free feels like plot armour " *HMMMMMMST*

POV : the title changed..

This video is absolute gold.

umm im awy for 1 hour phil where is the 1000% funnier

filthy gremlin hardcore man....

Immortal bird god calls creeper raccoon man a pepega 2020 Colorized

Also did he learn how to sass of from techno cause that would be the best fuckin thing ever

I can't blame him tho

I was just mining, litterely told my friend to always mine his dirt. and 2 minutes later i found diamonds behind the dirt. NICE

i subscribe

Everyone stop calling Phil “Dadza” HE’S NOT A DAD!!! He’s a grandpa, get your facts straight.

Probablys the best geordie ik on this planet 😂🌏

I found out where ur mincraft character is from and its from a manga

Stop bullying him dad

Hey Ph1LzA! i do not think you can beat terraria. it is really hard. becouse of the bosses >:(

philza minecraft is a dentist

7:07 so it was Tubbo's trolling that made Sam do some TNT bombing onto of the prison and in return made the prison go into lockdown while he repaired it? And during that time Tommy got killed by Dream, that just made my day. xD

SUPSCRIBE TO TECHNIBLADE AND FILZA GO GET THERE MERCH AND YOUTOOZ SUBSCRIBE TO TGE BOTH IF THEM TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!

Whens the next season 4 episode coming?

Amazing Video Phil

Hi i watch you on tommyinnit channel and i checked you and you joined 14 years ago

AYYYYYY philza you like mr.incredible

Is his character supposed to be Urahara? Sorry if I’m I’ll informed I just started watching